I had a little rant on Twitter this morning, which is the accepted use of Twitter.
I think my hatred of leaf-blowers would abate if their operators just kept them on. It’s the hhrhRRRRUUUUGH… hhrhRRUUGH… hhrhRRUUUUUUUUUGH…
— Christopher Phin (@chrisphin) December 9, 2014
I am convinced the only reason they exist is because men like playing with toys. They must realise they’re wildly inefficient and expensive?
— Christopher Phin (@chrisphin) December 9, 2014
Happily, all my terribly astute followers agreed with me, which lead to the below – as salutary a lesson as you could wish for on the dangers of surrounding yourself with yes-men.
Clearly, I’m never actually going to print these out and give them to people – I’m British; I cope with frustrations by making ostensibly witty comments and by writing passive-agressive blog posts – but should you wish to, here’s a handy PDF:
Download Leaf Blower cards